You’ve heard the phrase, “I’m so bored I’m climbing the walls,” right?
How was I supposed to know that’s just an expression and I shouldn’t actually do it?
And more importantly, how did my feet get so dirty? Wow – now that I look closely, my toes are perfect, aren’t they?
I gotta clean up before mom gets home. It’s not good to leave evidence in plain sight. I’m not sure what to do about the scratches. Darn, there’s no time to paint. Maybe mom won’t notice them. Yeah right – she’s like CSI; she notices everything.
What the heck, I’ll be proactive and give myself a timeout. I’ll be a good son and save mom the trouble.
Hugs & Pugs, Pugsley