Hey friends…….what’s shaking?
After I posted my art masterpiece, my Tio Jonathan wrote the following to me. I was going to post it in the comment section, but I want you all to see it because it confused me a little.
“I just knew Pugcasso that my boy was an artist. Not only are you intelligent and employ the left side of your brain….you come from the right side of the cortex.”
What’s a cortex? Do I have two brains? I must have two brains, which is why I’m so smart…..well, except for that incident yesterday when I was running around at full speed and slammed into the screen door because I thought it was open. I think I smushed both brains.
And I was totally wrong about mom being angry that I drew on the wall. She loved my artwork. I want a beret like all the famous artists. I like being called Pugcasso, but I think my work is less cubism and more pawism.
In other news, mom opened my pool in time for Memorial Day weekend. I’m so excited. I hope it’s hot enough to swim. I may invite my neighbors to swim with me. Tucker lives a few houses away. Tori just moved in next door and she flirts with me all the time. Milo can’t come because he pees everywhere and I can’t be bothered checking chlorine levels. If I invite Tianna to my pool, Tori will probably get a tude and make my life hell. What to do, what to do? Maybe I’ll just hang out with mom and avoid any love triangles. Who needs that kind of stress anyway?
Speaking of Memorial Day, I wonder what kind of outfit mom has in store for me. You know she doesn’t miss any opportunity to parade me around the hood. Sigh….I can see it now….I’ll probably have flags sticking out of my ears to match the ones mom will put on the lawn to remember all of our military heroes.
Oh – and now speaking of heroes…..the City came out and painted my bathroom. It’s all shiny and orange and a beacon at the end of my street. And as you can see, it works well. Thanks Mayor Nutter!!! By the way, what ever happened to my playdate with Happy?
Well, it’s way past my bedtime and I need my beauty sleep. Stay tuned for more news as it breaks.