I usually don’t write again so soon after a post, but I just had to tell you this story AND I had to wait until my mom was sleeping so that she won’t know I’m telling you.
Mom was eating some candy the other morning and her temporary tooth fell out. Wait – that’s not the funny part. She chewed it. That’s not the funny part either.
So there’s mom wearing her suit, outline in-hand on her way to meet with her business mentor and she was looking like Elly May Clampett with a great big hole in her mouth. ROFL hahahahahahahaha snort hahahahahahahaha gasp hahahaha <CLUNK>.
I keep doing that. Hold on a minute…….I must have fallen out of my chair laughing a dozen times so far.
Does anybody have a leftover scarecrow from Halloween for my mom to chew? Hahahahahahahahahahaha……….she’s such a hayseed………..hahahahahahahahaha………..oh my sides hurt.
I gotta go before I wake Elly May. She’ll hear me laughing and you know what will happen if she finds me on the computer. It’s just so funny that an hour before she had an uber-important meeting about her future, she chewed up her tooth. It’s a good thing it wasn’t a lunch meeting hahahahahahahahaha………
Are tears streaming down your faces too?
Don’t let me forget to call the American Dental Association tomorrow and tell them it’s true – candy really does make your teeth fall out.
HA HA HA HA HA HA snort HA HA HA HA HA <CLUNK>
That’s 13 times………….