Support Team Chugslie!!!

Hey everyone. I’m here with my friend Charlie O’Clarkey. We’re meeting with our coach because we’re in training for the 2018 Winter Olympics. Maybe one of you reading this can help us through our predicament.

Pugsley and Charlie 2

We were really excited about the Bobsled competition until our training hit a snag. You see how all the men push and then jump in?

bobsled.

Well, apparently my legs are too short and I kept missing the sled. Charlie was flying down the course without me. I slid down on my butt. And yes, the ice is cold, especially when you don’t wear pants.

So we switched to the luge.

luge_two_man_t590

We can totally do that.

Charlie: Coach says we need uniforms and equipment.

Pugsley: Don’t forget about the spiked gloves. I want those.

Charlie: For what?

Pugsley: I don’t know, but I’ll bet the ladies will think they’re pretty cool.

Maybe we should create a Kickstarter page.

Pugsley: Oh I’ll bet Purina would sponsor us. We could pack Busy Bones in our uniforms in case we get hungry on the ride. That reminds me, we’ll need pockets in our uniforms.

Charlie: Really Pugs? It’s not a road trip. The whole ride lasts about 52 seconds.

Pugsley: That’s enough time for a snack.

Charlie: You’re high maintenance Pugsley.

Pugsley: You say that like it’s a bad thing.

Charlie: Anyway, we’re having a disagreement about which one of us should be on top to lead the steering.

Pugs you should be on the bottom because you’re sqooshy and it’ll be like I’m lying on a pillow. I hope I don’t fall asleep on the way down the track.

Pusgley: WHO ARE YOU CALLING SQUOOSHY? AND HOW ARE YOU SPOSED TO STEER IF YOU’RE NAPPING?

Oh I don’t know about this arrangement.

Charlie: I could be on the bottom, but I’m muscular so it may not be very comfortable for you.

Pugsley: I’M MUSCULAR TOO! I’M JUST COMPACT SO MY MUSCLES LOOK DIFFERENT THAN YOURS.

I workout all the time. Look, Charlie, I run through my agility tunnel………

Agility Tunnel 1

Okay, that’s not a good one since I sometimes stop to groom my toes.

Agility Tunnel 2

Here I am, all the way through.

And then I swim laps in my pool………

Drinking the Pool

Charlie: PUGSLEY, YOU’RE DRINKING THE POOL!

Pugsley: I WAS HOT FROM RUNNING THROUGH THE TUNNEL!!!

Charlie: Maybe we should rethink this whole idea.

Pugsley: I’ll go get my broom. We can try Curling. Can we still get spiked gloves?

Charlie: Maybe we’ll try summer sports instead.

Pugsley: How about the hurdles? Is finger nipping a winter or summer sport?

Charlie: SMH – Until we figure it out, this is Charlie signing off for Pugsley.

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4 thoughts on “Support Team Chugslie!!!

  1. Pugs
    The gloves definitely slung cool. Don’t give up on them
    You always make me smile. Your friend is fun too.
    Say hi to your mom and give her a licky kiss
    Miss you both xo

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