Well friends, my lady friend and I broke up so I went for a makeover. I love spa days. They make me feel so refreshed. There’s nothing like a new hairdo to mend a broken heart. Now I know why girls do it.

I went to see Kate at my Pet Smart salon and spa. She’s my stylist and esthetician. After I checked in, Kate took me back to the steam room for a shvitz. It was so relaxing.

I contemplated getting a seaweed wrap and a mud mask. The spa didn’t have cucumbers for my eyes so I passed. What’s the point of my body looking good if my eyes aren’t cool and de-puffed?

So I got my shampoo and blowout, pawdicure and my dental cleaning. Oh yeah, and Kate cleaned my ears too. I can hear much better now, but I still retain the right to ignore my mom if I don’t want to do something. Then Miss Kate did something kind of intimate with my butt. I didn’t expect that. I guess I’ll have to tip her extra!

The spa was pretty crowded so after my appointment, I volunteered to sit at the front desk and check in the other clients.

“Next please!”

“Name?”

“Hi Sebastian. Welcome to the Pet Smart Salon and Spa. Let me pull up your file on the computer. Shampoo, cut and blowout right? Do you need color today? Your stylist will show you some options.”

“You can go back to table 2 and your stylist will be right with you.”

“Next please!”

“Eeeek! Lord have mercy! Girl, what happened to you? I hope whatever you did last night was worth this!”

“Hurry back to table 4 Trixie!”

“ALL HANDS ON DECK – TABLE 4! REPEAT – ALL HANDS ON DECK!!!”

“Oh that poor girl. I’m gonna have nightmares tonight.”

“Next in line please.”

“Hi Blossom. Do you have an appointment?”

“You just need a pawdicure. No problem. Let me show you our additional services while you’re here.”

“Table 1 just became available.”

“Checking out already Sebastian. You look very handsome.”

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“I came to check on you Blossom. That’s a very chic color choice. Here’s a sample of our stenciling package. Would you like a heart on your butt today or some fancy feathers?”

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I better go back and check on Trixie. She might still be traumatized.

“Oh Trixie…………You’re beautiful. ………Praise the Lord! It’s a miracle!”

Uh oh. All of the stylists are sitting in a heap.

“Miss Kate, I’m putting the ‘closed for grooming emergency’ sign on the door and I’m calling my mom to come get me.”

Spa days are grand, aren’t they? Today’s lesson: Make sure you schedule some “me time” in your life!

Well, my work here is done!

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