MOM, YOU SAID IF I WORE ALL OF MY PHILLIES GEAR, THEY WOULD START WINNING. HOW MUCH MORE DO I NEED? MAYBE I SHOULD PIERCE MY EARS AND BORROW YOUR EARRINGS???

Got my jersey, cap, rally towel, Phanatic glasses, collar, scarf…oh I forgot my gloves and my necklace. Darn, that must be it!