Hi everyone. It’s me, Pugsley, but the new and improved model. I have to tell you about my Valentine’s Day and to help me, I have a special guest with me…..my mommy!
Say hello to my friends mom.
HI PUGSLEY’S FRIENDS.
You all know I usually don’t let my mom blog with me, but I’m making an exception because we had a very special Valentine’s Day. Remember I told you Elly Sullivan was coming over to work on our chakras? Well, she spent nearly four hours with us Thursday night. It was the coolest thing ever. She said all my chakras were blocked and I had a lot of sadness and trauma. My current mommy didn’t know me until two and a half years ago so she couldn’t know about my previous trauma. I’m not sure I know what it is, but it makes me nervous sometimes.
Elly held me at my throat and heart chakras and then rubbed me with calming essential oils.
PUGSLEY, YOUR SKIN IS STILL SO SOFT AND YOU SMELL SO GOOD.
I know Elly worked on me a long time to open my heart and help my energy flow.
AND WHEN SHE WAS FINISHED YOU COULD HARDLY KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN AND YOU WERE STUMBLING AROUND LIKE YOU WERE DRUNK.
Mom and Elly are so silly. They know I’m too young to drink.
YOU HAVE TO ADMIT PUGSLEY THAT IT WAS PRETTY FUNNY. AND DIDN’T ELLY GIVE YOU A NEW JOB?
Oh right. Instead of biting your fingers and elbows all the time, my new job is to give you hugs and kisses and snuggles.
SO FAR YOU’VE EXCELLED AT YOUR NEW JOB TOO.
Thanks mom. It’s fun snuggling with you.
BUT YOU DIDN’T LIKE IT WHEN I GOT ON THE MASSAGE TABLE AND ELLY WORKED ON OPENING MY CHAKRAS.
Not at all. She had just given me my new job and I couldn’t reach you. How was I supposed to snuggle if I couldn’t get on the table?
IT’S A GOOD THING YOU FINALLY LET ELLY PICK YOU UP AND PUT YOU ON THE TABLE WITH ME.
I loved that part. We even have photos.
YOU STILL LOOK DRUNK.
I was tired. It’s hard work opening my chakras!
DO YOU REMEMBER FALLING ASLEEP ON ME AND SNORING?
I didn’t do that…….
AND IT WAS REALLY NOISY TOO. I’M NOT SURE ELLY COULD CONCENTRATE.
Now I remember why I don’t let you blog with me mom. You’re embarrassing me in front of my friends.
AND AFTER ELLY LEFT YOU PASSED OUT ON THE SOFA. YOU WERE IN SUCH A DEEP RELAXED STATE THAT YOU DIDN’T MAKE A SOUND OR MOVE THE WHOLE NIGHT.
I don’t remember that either.
YOU EVEN BLEND IN WITH THE PILLOW IN BACK OF YOU. I HARDLY KNEW YOU WERE THERE.
Do you remember what else Elly said about me; how I’m very connected to the universe, very smart and handsome? Best of all, our energies are connected.
I REMEMBER. I KNOW YOU’RE SMART….
Elly said VERY smart!!!!
YES – YOU’RE VERY SMART AND VERY HANDSOME. YOU’RE ALSO KIND AND LOVING.
And Elly told you that I love you so much.You already knew that, didn’t you?
I SURE DID. AND I LOVE YOU TOO MY PUGSTER.
We had a great Valentine’s Day, didn’t we mom? (Even though you didn’t give me chocolates)
YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO EAT CHOCOLATE AND BESIDES, YOU WERE OUT COLD, DOWN FOR THE COUNT, TKO’d,….
We get it mom!
ELLY TAUGHT ME HOW TO WORK ON YOUR OTHER BEHAVIORS THAT NEED A LITTLE TWEAKING.
Like what? I’m perfect!
LIKE YOUR PIDDLING ON THE FLOOR WHEN I LEAVE THE HOUSE, JUMPING IN THE REFRIGERATOR AND PULLING FOOD OUT, PULLING THINGS OFF THE COUNTERTOPS…..
I think it’s time to sign off for tonight. All this behavior modification is making me hungry and you’re ruining my pristine reputation.
(Note to self: Don’t let mom blog with me again!)
We love you,
Pugsley and Mom