I’m Gonna Wash That Girl Right Outta My Hair

Well friends, my lady friend and I broke up so I went for a makeover. I love spa days. They make me feel so refreshed. There’s nothing like a new hairdo to mend a broken heart. Now I know why girls do it.

I went to see Kate at my Pet Smart salon and spa. She’s my stylist and esthetician. After I checked in, Kate took me back to the steam room for a shvitz. It was so relaxing.

Spa Day 8-15

I contemplated getting a seaweed wrap and a mud mask. The spa didn’t have cucumbers for my eyes so I passed. What’s the point of my body looking good if my eyes aren’t cool and de-puffed?

So I got my shampoo and blowout, pawdicure and my dental cleaning. Oh yeah, and Kate cleaned my ears too. I can hear much better now, but I still retain the right to ignore my mom if I don’t want to do something. Then Miss Kate did something kind of intimate with my butt. I didn’t expect that. I guess I’ll have to tip her extra!

The spa was pretty crowded so after my appointment, I volunteered to sit at the front desk and check in the other clients.

Spa Day Job

“Next please!”

“Name?”

“Hi Sebastian. Welcome to the Pet Smart Salon and Spa. Let me pull up your file on the computer. Shampoo, cut and blowout right? Do you need color today? Your stylist will show you some options.”

“You can go back to table 2 and your stylist will be right with you.”

“Next please!”

“Eeeek! Lord have mercy! Girl, what happened to you? I hope whatever you did last night was worth this!”

Trixie - Before

“Hurry back to table 4 Trixie!”

“ALL HANDS ON DECK – TABLE 4! REPEAT – ALL HANDS ON DECK!!!”

“Oh that poor girl. I’m gonna have nightmares tonight.”

“Next in line please.”

“Hi Blossom. Do you have an appointment?”

“You just need a pawdicure. No problem. Let me show you our additional services while you’re here.”

“Table 1 just became available.”

“Checking out already Sebastian. You look very handsome.”

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PETSMART EXCLUSIVE. Chalking for dogs for Pet Expressions.

“I came to check on you Blossom. That’s a very chic color choice. Here’s a sample of our stenciling package. Would you like a heart on your butt today or some fancy feathers?”

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Neon green nail stickers

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I better go back and check on Trixie. She might still be traumatized.

“Oh Trixie…………You’re beautiful. ………Praise the Lord! It’s a miracle!”

Trixie Waiting (2)

Uh oh. All of the stylists are sitting in a heap.

“Miss Kate, I’m putting the ‘closed for grooming emergency’ sign on the door and I’m calling my mom to come get me.”

Spa days are grand, aren’t they? Today’s lesson: Make sure you schedule some “me time” in your life!

Well, my work here is done!

Pugs, Kisses and Beauty Treatments, Pugsley

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Hey everyone. I’m here with my friend Charlie O’Clarkey. We’re meeting with our coach because we’re in training for the 2018 Winter Olympics. Maybe one of you reading this can help us through our predicament.

Pugsley and Charlie 2

We were really excited about the Bobsled competition until our training hit a snag. You see how all the men push and then jump in?

bobsled.

Well, apparently my legs are too short and I kept missing the sled. Charlie was flying down the course without me. I slid down on my butt. And yes, the ice is cold, especially when you don’t wear pants.

So we switched to the luge.

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We can totally do that.

Charlie: Coach says we need uniforms and equipment.

Pugsley: Don’t forget about the spiked gloves. I want those.

Charlie: For what?

Pugsley: I don’t know, but I’ll bet the ladies will think they’re pretty cool.

Maybe we should create a Kickstarter page.

Pugsley: Oh I’ll bet Purina would sponsor us. We could pack Busy Bones in our uniforms in case we get hungry on the ride. That reminds me, we’ll need pockets in our uniforms.

Charlie: Really Pugs? It’s not a road trip. The whole ride lasts about 52 seconds.

Pugsley: That’s enough time for a snack.

Charlie: You’re high maintenance Pugsley.

Pugsley: You say that like it’s a bad thing.

Charlie: Anyway, we’re having a disagreement about which one of us should be on top to lead the steering.

Pugs you should be on the bottom because you’re sqooshy and it’ll be like I’m lying on a pillow. I hope I don’t fall asleep on the way down the track.

Pusgley: WHO ARE YOU CALLING SQUOOSHY? AND HOW ARE YOU SPOSED TO STEER IF YOU’RE NAPPING?

Oh I don’t know about this arrangement.

Charlie: I could be on the bottom, but I’m muscular so it may not be very comfortable for you.

Pugsley: I’M MUSCULAR TOO! I’M JUST COMPACT SO MY MUSCLES LOOK DIFFERENT THAN YOURS.

I workout all the time. Look, Charlie, I run through my agility tunnel………

Agility Tunnel 1

Okay, that’s not a good one since I sometimes stop to groom my toes.

Agility Tunnel 2

Here I am, all the way through.

And then I swim laps in my pool………

Drinking the Pool

Charlie: PUGSLEY, YOU’RE DRINKING THE POOL!

Pugsley: I WAS HOT FROM RUNNING THROUGH THE TUNNEL!!!

Charlie: Maybe we should rethink this whole idea.

Pugsley: I’ll go get my broom. We can try Curling. Can we still get spiked gloves?

Charlie: Maybe we’ll try summer sports instead.

Pugsley: How about the hurdles? Is finger nipping a winter or summer sport?

Charlie: SMH – Until we figure it out, this is Charlie signing off for Pugsley.